In the IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING Department: 

I'm all showered, and getting ready to head off to the doctor.  But the toilet, which has been unhappy the past several months (the flapper more-often-than-not does not flip on its own and needs some help) decided to overflow. 

Guess I'm going to be mopping that floor again after I get home.  

And where was this guy when I needed him?

Onward and upward!

:-)